Chhagan ek doctor ke paas gaya aur bola: ghar pe jaane ki kya fees lete ho aap??
dr: rs. 300
Chhagan: to chaliye doctor.
doctor ne motorcycle nikali aur ghar pahuch gaye.
doctor: mareez kahan hai??
Chhagan: mareez koi nai hai. wo to taxi wala ghar pe aane ke 500 mang raha tha aur aap 300 mein maan gaye