New Seat Belt introduced for Husbands....
Less talk, less accidents...
Jan Hit me jari... :p :D
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Showing posts with label Jokes on Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes on Girls. Show all posts
Chhagan's wife is silent
Chhagan: Beta Champak! Teri Maa aaj ekdam chupchap kaise bethi hui hai??
Champak: kuchh nahi Dad. usane mere se lipstick mangi aur muje laga wo "GLUE STICK " maang rahi hai...
Chhagan: God bless u beta...
Wife kidnapped
A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.
Husband replied
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"I want more proof, Send me her HEAD NOW." ;)
Wedding Blue truth
Wedding Blues Truth.......
A newly married saves his wife's number on his mobile as "MY LIFE";
After one year of marriage, it changes to "MY WIFE";
After Five years of Marriage: "HOME"
after Ten Years "HITLER"
and after Silver Anniversary "WRONG NUMBER" ...
Kaun Banega Krorepati
On the set of KBC...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
his girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
to answer and your time starts now!
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!! :P :D
Ufff Girls
1st girl : ajj kal ke Ladko ka koi bharosa nai, main toh ab uska muh bhi nai dekhungi..
2nd Girl: Q kya hua tumne use kisi aur ladki k sath dekh liya ?
1st girl : Nai usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya hai.. Jabki wo kal keh rha tha k wo Out of city ja rha hai..:P
Jhoota, dhokebaaz, farebi :/ :P
Boy propose Girls
Girl to boy - jab tum log girls ko ''Propose'' karte ho to unka
haath kyu pakad lete lo?
boy- bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi wo thapad na mar de. :P
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