Father: y don't u just go n study?
Son : wat 4 ?
Father : U'll get good marks...
Son : then?
Father: U'll get good job.
Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so wat after dat?
Father: after dat U'll relax.
Son : so wat do u think I'm doing right now?
Dad shocks bachha rocks :D